Word on the street is DoorDash is partnering with Klarna to offer split payments. So now you can pay for that $30 (in total) delivery burrito in four easy monthly payments. Wonderful. I can finally afford to use DoorDash! Peasants who actually drive to the restaurants to pickup their own food: I cannot be you.
It’s hilarious to me that in response to high inflation, instead of abstaining from things that’s gotten too expensive, people are seeking methods to lower the initial cost! Can you really afford that couch if you have to split it over four months? I would argue no, though I understand the pressure. Even couches from famously inexpensive retailer IKEA are getting up there in price.
A used couch with curious provenance on Facebook marketplace it is.
Maybe our university can attract more students if it also partners with Klarna: tuition payments over many months. Oh wait, those already exists. it’s called student loans.
How another person spends their money (or borrows money to spend) is their business. These are consenting adults consenting to a purchase agreement. You cannot be victim of capitalism if you choose to participate. Of course we can’t not participate, but the bare minimum to subsist is not overwhelming. I get it, though: eating rice, beans, and chicken breast for every single meal is torturous.
So get that sushi takeout delivered via DoorDash! You deserve it. And by splitting it four ways using Klarna, you can afford it, too.
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